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The most larcenous kid stabs the weakest kid… problem solved.
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Yep, a lot like bayonet drill (before they did away with it). Come up underneath the sternum taking out the diaphragm, lung and heart in one good upward thrust. Sorry kid, my apple.
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I KNOW! I KNOW!
But it’s gonna be messy
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Two guys one girl. Easy.
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I had to google the answer to figure it out. Then I felt stupid for not think of it sooner.
“Line the apples up at a two-thirds offset, and cut through them both with one slice. You’ll end up with two large pieces, each of which go to one person, and two small pieces, both of which go to the third person.”
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My answer was really simple…. Stab one of the eaters with the knife and give the other two the apples
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Cut 1/3 from eac apple in one slice. that makes 2/3 of an apple, and the two leftover pieces are 2/3’s each! Simple math.
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Or, the chick picks up the knife and displays certain PMS symptoms, whereupon both males hastily depart. They can do without any apple, thanks.
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