Yep, they finally caught the Tater. The elusive “Florida man” has finally been flushed out and caught. He has evaded authorities for decades, popping out of the dense forests occasionally to drunkenly show off his Karate skills or his naked physique. Now they have him once and for all. He was bringing dead forest critters out as offerings and leaving them at a memorial. With the beloved Florida man caught and gone, the sunshine state will never be the same again.
PARKLAND, Fla. (CBS12) — investigators say a South Florida man who had a fascination with mass school shootings intentionally left dead animals on the memorial for the Parkland shooting victims.
The Broward Sheriff’s Office arrested 29-year-old Robert Zildjian Mondragon on three counts of removing or disfiguring a tomb or monument, violation of probation for battery and five counts of indecent exposure, and violation of a risk protection order.