“A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his Mom is cooking and says,
“Mom, the last few nights I woke up to this thumping noise coming out
of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you’re sitting on top
of Dad and bouncing up and down. Why were you doing that?”
The startled mother tries to recover quickly and says, “Your Dad is a little
overweight and I’m trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on
him to get all the air out of him.”
The kid shakes his head and says, “You’re wasting your time. When you go
to work, the lady next door comes over and blows him right back up again”
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