To perve: Arkansas State Police Captain caught masturbating in his truck asks undercover cops to join in

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“Sept. 1, 2016 2:45 p.m. – The arraignment for Arkansas State Police Captain Steven Bryan Davis was scheduled for Thursday, September 8, 2016 at 9 a.m., according to Daniel Shue, prosecuting attorney.

Davis faces a Class C Misdemeanor charge of loitering. A Class C Misdemeanor carries the punishment of up to 30 days in jail and/or a fine of up to $500, according to Shue.
Arkansas State Police Captain Steven Bryan Davis of Troop H in Fort Smith was arrested Tuesday afternoon.

The arrest location was listed as 2500 Riverfront Drive, which is where Highway 255 crosses a trail in a wooded area near the Arkansas River.

In the report released Thursday, an undercover officer reports Capt. Davis appeared to be masturbating in his truck near Fort Smith Park.

When the officer and another undercover officer confronted him, they say Davis said he wanted to watch the two undercover officers perform sex acts in the back of his truck, according to the report.

The undercover officers then identified themselves and handcuffed Capt. Davis, the report says.”

http://www.4029tv.com/news/new-details-released-in-arrest-of-state-police-captain-in-ft-smith/41469638?platform=hootsuite

I can’t believe it didn’t work

What women don’t dream of doing it in the back of some strangers truck while he spanks the monkey?

At least he gave it the old college try

2 responses to “To perve: Arkansas State Police Captain caught masturbating in his truck asks undercover cops to join in

  1. That’s a sick individual.
    I hope whoever cuffed him had gloves on.
    How does he only get charged with “loitering?”
    And a whopping$20.00 or $25.00 for bond? (don’t remember if it was $2,000 or $2500.00 bail)
    WTF?
    If it was one of us dirt people we would still be locked up because bail would be at least a half million.
    But we wouldn’t have been whackin’ off in a public park in the first place.

  2. Yea, I say verily too you,
    Cuffing the carrot thou shalt not do.
    Refrain from bashing the candle, or Bleeding the weasel, buffing the banana, or bopping the baloney. . Burping the worm, choking the chicken, cranking the shank, and cuffing the carrot,are also listed as things to eschew. Fisting your mister, flogging the log, jerkin’the gherkin, or loping the mule, are are all thigs that to your pecker are cruel. One must cease painting the pickle, or polishing the banister, or pounding your flounder. Pumping the python, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, or tossing the turkey, are all things upon which to abstain. One should circumvent the whipping of the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking your crank or pounding one’s pud lest you be thought of as exhibiting boorish behavior.

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