Joke for the day

Do you know what the fastest thing in the world is?

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That’s right

A lowly drop of water

Do you know what the second fastest thing in the world is? (Scroll down)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your butthole slamming shut.

I know, I am sorry….

Aren’t you glad I didn’t find a picture for that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 responses to “Joke for the day

  1. On behalf of all the people that stop by here and read your wit, yes, we are very grateful you didn’t post that picture.

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