Breaking news! HENNY PENNY KILLED BY FALLING STOCK MARKET!

“A former adviser to Gordon Brown has urged people to stock up on canned goods and bottled water as stock markets around the world slide.

Damian McBride appeared to suggest that the stock market dip could lead to civil disorder or other situations where it would be unreasonable for someone to leave the house.

“Advice on the looming crash, No.1: get hard cash in a safe place now; don’t assume banks & cashpoints will be open, or bank cards will work,” he tweeted.

“Crash advice No.2: do you have enough bottled water, tinned goods & other essentials at home to live a month indoors? If not, get shopping.

“Crash advice No.3: agree a rally point with your loved ones in case transport and communication gets cut off; somewhere you can all head to.”

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Mr McBride credited his former boss Gordon Brown with preventing a cataclysm by nationalising the banking system during the 2008 crash.

“We were close enough in 2008 (if the bank bailout hadn’t worked),” he said. “and what’s coming is on 20 times that scale”.

Financial markets are unstable and periodically suffer crises which can have devastating consequences for the wider economy.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/stock-up-on-canned-food-for-stock-market-crash-warns-former-gordon-brown-advisor-10469509.html

Yeah, the news really is that good

The Chinese have proven that you cannot stave collapse off indefinetly

Sure, they were building three Chicago sized cities every three years

But you can’t do that forever

Whomever actually believed that China was still growing at 12% annually after the crash was deluded

And if you don’t already have at the very,very least a solid one month supply of  food you haven’t been paying attention.

I know I keep saying that it is coming, but hey even a broken clock is right once a day

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